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  • Dreams: Mocha’s Bizarre Adventure

    Mocha (yup, that’s right, my guinea pig) was trapped in an alternate reality and in order to escape it, she must create another with her mind.

    ( ._.) Guinea pig’s first epic dream adventure. 🥺

  • Dream: The Worst Driving Senario

    I had to go back to college again at another school (is this going to be a new series of dreams?*). And once again, instead of commuting to school everyday, I lived in a dorm about five miles nearby. This time, it was at the community college I went to before the CSU…which was right nextdoor to CalPoly, right next to the freeway. So yeah, I got to go to school right next to Jeidai and her brother. :3 (Sometimes we went home together.) On days where they didn’t have school, I carpooled to school with some classmates.

    *Current “dream arcs” I’ve had so far: 1) moving into a big, new house/mansion 2) being a fugitive from the government 3) my current school (the CSU) was combined with my old elementary school/middle school.

    In addition to being next to the freeway, they were also getting a shiny, brand-new…basketball court! 😛 At the moment, it looked like a Greek temple (with the columns and everything). But it was supposed to become something really big and impressive, because apparently, when I was late getting out of a class, I knew Jeidai and her brother would have to wait, which I didn’t like. But then I thought ‘oh well…they can admire the new basketball court.’ (because if it wasn’t big and impressive, why else would I think they would admire it? D:)

    So…one day was really windy. So windy, it was causing some people to lose control of their vehicles if they weren’t careful. On the way to school is a bridge. A really one-lane bridge (one lane on each side) with no rails on the side. And just because things weren’t interesting enough apparently, it was also really windy and curvy. I wasn’t driving, but someone I knew was a careful driver drove instead (I was lucky enough to ride gunshot :D). But RIGHT when they got to the bridge, something happened to make them unable to drive anymore (had a stomach ache? A headache? Ran out of driving energy?). We sat there, wondering what to do, since he was our best driver, the only one we depended on to get us through the bridge. I mean, who would want to drive on THIS?

    Scary bridge
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    So someone else from the backseat took his place. I got a little nervous, because while he’s not exactly a dangerous driver, he can get a little cocky and impulsive. But I thought that maybe he’ll know how dangerous this situation is and know that he should drive slowly?

    WRONG. He jumped behind the wheel, floored the gas and sped off, zipping down the bridge. I was tense the entire time, thinking we were going to be thrown off the edge by the wind, like that poor truck.

    Well, we made it safely on the other side. But I noticed that there was something really different about my surroundings…

    1. I was no longer in the front seat. I was now in the back.
    2. The car resembled an F1. It had a giant spoiler in the back (where the back seats were), even though it was supposed to be a sudan.
    3. The car had completely separated into two, almost as if it were sawed in half. The back half (which along with me, had another classmate who was just as confused as I was) was kind of gold-colored with white flecks. The front half was silver with a dull finish.
    4. Speaking of the front half, where was it? Just a few yards away from the back half. The driver was nowhere to be found…in fact, no one (other than the confused classmate) was to be found. o_o

    Then it was time to wake up, because it was 8:30 and we had to leave for Jeidai’s commencement (more on that soon :D) at 9.

  • Dream: Hogwarts…Giantpaper-style B)

    Cast:

    me: me

    Jeidai: cousin

    Dream:

    Note: Everything I know about HP comes from either the movies or Wikipedia. I don’t really have the attention span to actually read the books. o_o

    I went to school in San Luis Obispo, CA (where Jeidai currently goes to school at CalPoly). My mom and I stopped off at some checkpoint nearby the school when she said that’s as far as she could take me. Since I had my car, I could drive the rest of the way. I decided ‘nahhhh, I’m going to walk instead!’ Buuuuut since it was about 30 miles away, I rode my bike instead (which I also conveniently had :3). When I was done with school for the day, it was time to head home for the day. I went back up to the checkpoint and thought about having my mom pick me up (and as for my car still being there…what car? :O).

    But instead, I decided to go to Hogwarts (wow, looks like “Hogwarts” is in the Firefox dictionary…it wasn’t underlined when I typed it), which wasn’t too far away. Also, I am now Harry Potter, since everything was in my POV, but I looked and sounded exactly like Harry. XD

    In this Hogwarts, the houses were in modern-looking CalPoly-esque style buildings. Except for one which is also kind of abandoned. The only ones who lived in it were…Harry, Jeidai and some others. Also in order to get to it, you have to crawl into this hollowed-out tree and into a hole in the ground. Then you would appear in one of the CalPoly-esque buildings (which doesn’t look so CalPoly-esque on the inside). This was so only residents of that house/dorm could access it, but pretty much everyone knew about this “secret” entrance.

    (In a previous dream where I was Harry and Jeidai was Hermione, we lived in a Hogwarts-style dorm that could only be accessed via hollowed-out tree.)

    One day, I was talking with my zombie friend* and he wanted to know about this “secret” entrance. I told him that only residents of that dorm could get in. Oh yeah, I also accidentally hinted about its location. o_o The zombie took off to notify his friends and I knew I better tell someone fast.

    *I was up really late last night playing as a zombie on Gaia’s Halloween Hysteria event. 😀 Two factions down, two to go (zombie and human).

    I immediately went to the dean of that dorm, whose name was similar to Cornelius Fudge (I think his first name was Cornealus?). His face looked a bit like the Mad Hatter’s from Alice in Wonderland, only less cartoony-looking (but he was just as goofy/silly). And he had hair like a jack playing card.

    (more…)

  • Dream: Where Natalie Portman was Disguised as a Turtle

    The four Ninja Turtles (from the 80s cartoon) were camping on the beach, when another turtle (a regular, non-anthropomorphized turtle) showed up on the waves and approached them. They took it home, only to discover that the turtle was actually Natalie Portman in disguise. She told them that they had been chosen to save the world from impending doom.

    And then followed a series of events, involving other characters (including myself :D). Mainly Disney characters. (There was a scene that took place on a railroad on the side of a mountain, that looked similar to the train scene/mission on Mt. Corel in FFVII. I think the Mad Hatter was there. XP) There was another scene where Natalie had to disguise herself a squishy, green, glowing slug when she and the turtles reached some far off city, and some guards were questioning her authenticity…

    Eventually, everyone ended up at one location, which looked like it was in the woods. They were told that the mastermind behind this entire mess would reveal himself. There was a large cauldron in the middle of the crowd. Purplish pink smoke billowed up and started to resemble the Cheshire Cat. I wasn’t too surprised, since the Cheshire Cat always did seem like a trickster-type of character to me (but I was hoping for something more…menacing and epic). But no, the smoke cleared, revealing the Tramp from Lady and the Tramp. O_o While everyone was in shock, he said “:/ The color dark green never lies” (I think he was wearing a dark green collar at the time).

    I “woke up” and somehow some movie producers found out about my dream and wanted to make a movie out of it. But when I saw the opening of the turtles finding a female anthropomorphized turtle instead of the regular-looking turtle that Natalie, I started to think ‘I think that’s wrong…?’

    There was actually a lot more to this dream, but I could only remember what I wrote. X( I was also involved as one of the more semi-main characters, and the main, central character was actually Natalie herself.