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Tag: funny

  • Dream: When WordPress Gets Spoopy

    I was editing a client’s site with WordPress, when a trackpad glitch made the word I was trying to link to become split into 2 links (so one half of the link was pointing to one URL and the other to another URL). Because of that, it screamed in pain.

    👻

  • Bunny Bunch State University

    Had a dream where I went with Valerie to Bunny Bunch in Montclair. They had merged with a local college, and so now was a rabbit/guinea pig/chinchilla rescue and a college. They also started rescuing horses apparently and were offering classes on horse care.

    In order to attract interest to the college part, they were letting rescue visitors sit in for a day in one of their classes. I went to some kind of an intermediate English class. Assignment for day one was to pick a video game and discuss the themes in it. Some folks picked Mario Kart 8 and others picked Super Mario 64.

  • Dream: It’s Not a Bug–It’s a Feature! (Samsung Galaxy Media Player)

    I had a dream about a Samsung Galaxy Nexus media player that spewed fire whenever I was about to go near some stuff belonging to a ghost girl. The problem is…her stuff was actually my stuff, which I wanted back.

    (I was able to get my stuff back when I got her to join my side. She and another ghost girl explored my old college together disguised as rabbits.)

  • Dreams: It’s all About the Webdevs

    Dream #1: Web Developers and Their Guinea Pigs

    I was watching a video on guinea pig care. One of the things they warned about was when a guinea pig was doing something to them, that the owners not interrupt them, otherwise it would disrupt the relationship between guinea pig and owner. Ex. there was a shot of a GP jumping up and down (which last time I checked, was physically impossible for them to do?) on their owner’s back, which shows that they have a “web developer relationship”.

    (I then woke up thinking “Aww man, I don’t want to go to school!”)

    Dream #2: I Wonder if These Guys Have Guinea Pigs…

    An OC Jedi Master and Padawan team (“original character”, not “Orange County” :P) were at the Jedi Temple. The Padawan was a computer programmer/developer. She was also being bullied by another Padawan and she couldn’t figure out why. Eventually she found out he once had a girlfriend (another Jedi) who was also a programmer, who uh, died while coding. I tried to figure out why he would bully the other apprentice, unless if *gasp* he actually has feelings for her and didn’t want her to end up like his late girlfriend! :O (I also wondered why everything has to end up in romance.) Eventually the victim’s Master had a talk with the bully, who walked out like a cheerful little daisy, promising to do good in his studies and impress the other Masters. And that meant no bullying.

    (These dreams took place on different nights, btw.)