Tag: tweets

Santa is Facebook, News at 10

So I decided to download my Facebook data after learning I was a part of the 533m breach.

Clicked on a folder called “your_off_facebook_activity” and was unsurprised to learn that Facebook is following me all over the internet. pic.twitter.com/MSkceFAqYg
— Zamaan Qureshi (@zamaan_qureshi) April 11, 2021

They know when you’re sleeping

They know when you’re awake

They know when you’ve been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake!

April 12, 2021
SAR Attempt Gone Wrong

March 9, 2021
When Stan Pines and Soos Report Voter Fraud

I’m don’t want to tell anyone what to do, but if you felt like calling this number and, say, reporting the Hamburglar, I can confirm from personal experience that it would be very funny https://t.co/GIRoHn6jAa
— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) November 7, 2020

When Soos reports voter fraud…

I…may just do this all night pic.twitter.com/OFtKDeMBqE
— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) November 7, 2020

When Stan reports voter fraud…

Hahaha can hear how exhausted they are already pic.twitter.com/zoa4HiLaEj
— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) November 7, 2020

Am I the only one who read these tweets in Stan’s voice?

November 9, 2020
Accidental Pornhub

This election getting so stressful, CNN starting watching pornhub… 😂😂😂 #Election2020 pic.twitter.com/CP1lGjfaNx
— Zinfamous (@ZinfamousHD) November 6, 2020

“No, a Pornhub Banner Didn’t Actually Appear on CNN’s Magic Wall”

But still hilarious.

November 6, 2020