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Police say they found mafia fugitive on YouTube, posting cooking tutorials

Imagine being a law enforcement agent who had spent years trying to track down a fugitive. One night you pour a glass of wine and pull up youtube to hone your culinary skills while you relax. As the creator leans in to the shot, you go “HOLD UP, I KNOW THOSE TATTOOS”


-tattoo appears on screen-

-wine glass hits the floor and shatters-

The scene writes itself.

bowl of extremely cheesy-looking pasta