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  • Kalevala (epic folk metal)

    Guys, I have a really funny story about this song.

    I heard this a few years ago on Apple Music when going down the epic music rabbit hole. I thought this was done by Audiomachine, so when I went back to look it up, I couldn’t find it. All I remembered was that it began with “K” and was 25 minutes long.

    In 2024, I was going down a very different rabbit hole, and saw the name of the homeworld of Clan Kryze (Kalevala) and thought “was it really called that? 🤔”. I clicked it and under Behind the Scenes:

    The Kalevala is the national epic of Finland.

    Wookieepedia

    And went 👀, wondering if this was the name of the 25 minute long epic song I heard a while back. Quick look up on Youtube and it was. 🎉 I had a brainfart and thought when they said “national epic”, I thought this meant this was the actual song that was composed centuries ago. It made me think, “wait, did it really sound like this back then? Why does Finland get to have such a badass song and we get *insert silly-sounding folk song*?” And looking this up on Wikipedia, I saw that it was written in 1835, so a lot later than I thought, but still I was wondering “what did metal sound like in the 1800s? 🤔”

    Then it took me an awkwardly long time to realize that in this case, epic = really long poem. And this song is just one of the many musical inspirations of the poem. So yeah, sadly, they really did not have metal as a music genre back in the early-mid 1800s (which didn’t really become a thing till the 1960s).

  • Plant Jerky Reviews

    Plant Jerky Reviews

    FYI, all wrappers (except for the first one) are empty since I ate them all. 😋 The first one is a product image from Beyond’s site, since I don’t have a Beyond Jerky wrapper handy right now.

    Beyond Meat Jerky

    It’s been at least year since I had this (found it at CVS of all places). The taste & texture was a lot like regular jerky. Only problem, is it’s really hard to find.

    Louisville Vegan Jerky Co: Maple Bacon

    This is the first jerky I tried from this company. It doesn’t have the same texture as Beyond or meat jerky, but the taste is like what you’d expect beef jerky to be like.

    Louisville Vegan Jerky Co: Smoked Black Pepper

    This one was black pepper flavored (which to me, just tastes like spicy). That was pretty much it. If you like spicy foods though, it’s great.

    Louisville Vegan Jerky Co: Smoky Carolina BBQ

    This wasn’t as spicy as the black pepper one, but it did taste overwhelmingly like BBQ sauce (Jack Daniel’s in particular). I’m not 100% a BBQ sauce, so it didn’t as much for me as much as the previous two, but I didn’t hate it.

    Theo’s Plant-Based Sweet Potato Jerky

    I’d say it’s more for people who don’t like meat-like taste/texture of plant meat. The texture was sort of like dehydrated fruit. It had a teeny bit of a kick to it, not spicy, more sweet.